the opening

sleek and slender guy wakes up on couch scratching and moaning. as he comes to his feet...

Bryce: morning sugar

Ty: (moans while hanging his head)

Bryce: told you not to eat all those xanax bro

Ty: fuck off...

Ty: what are you doin' today?

Bryce: i need starbucks

Ty: that's whack

Bryce: whatever dude. (rummaging around in kitchen)

Ty: (typing on phone) im starving

Ty: run me by shakes?

Ty: i need a burger man

Bryce: nah, im goin' to see my granny in a bit.

Ty: word, tell norma i said what's up

Bryce: yeah. (bryce exits house)

Ty: (gets up and heads towards bathroom slowly. music starts. exits shower and starts shaving. exits bathroom and starts dressing himself. digging around in a bag full of clothes while smelling and examining them all. randomly starts dancing in the mirror and making faces at himself. music fades as he sits down on the couch.)

Ty: hmmmm... (puzzled look on face. picks up phone and starts dialing numbers)

Ty: yoddles. whatcha doin' man? word. yeah i don't even remember talking to her last night. weird. whatcha doin' today? oh yeah? yeah, i'll see ya up there. peace. (lays phone down.)

Bryce: (enters house)

Ty: damn, that was quick

Bryce: dude there is the finest chick at starbucks, and i'm convinced she wants this. (points to crotch)

Ty: yeah, what's her name

Bryce: chelsea or something to that effect

Ty: sounds enchanting

Bryce: haha very funny

Ty: dude, this isn't a tbs commercial

Bryce: (makes weird face towards ty)

Ty: dude... FOOD!

Bryce: alright, whatcha wana get?

Ty: natalie portman's asshole

Ty: anything edible man!

Bryce: awww, is someone mad that tammy didn't text them back last night?

Ty: man... fuck off

Bryce: dude, fuck that chick

Bryce: she shitted on your foot!

Ty: i was fucking her in her ass!

Ty: it happens

Bryce: (tilts his head with puzzled look on his face)

Ty: whatever man, can we please get some food

Bryce: yeah im starving

(bryce and ty exit house together. step outside and approach a car.)

Ty: so what's new with norma man? (bryce backing out of parking lot)

Bryce: same shit, going to church every day and paying my broke ass

Ty: yeah, my dad said he sees her all the time

Bryce: buddy roe still works there?

Ty: you know it

Ty: wana go up there and score some free church food?

Bryce: im totally down