im like a bird...

puddle jumping

random quotes from this guy

when referring to masturbation- "it was a continuous run, like 10 or 15 minutes ya know"

randomly-"do you know how many times a day i think of killing a cop?"

when referring to the lottery-"you know the first thing we're doing is lighting a fire in the living room. and i'm not waking the neighbors at all. i'm not going to jail for attempted murder, i'm going for done that shit murder"

referring to Joe's quote-"i wonder if Indian bitches' pussy smells like curry?"-Joe "some curry doesn't smell good holmes"