quotapalooza

"i think im becoming immune to four loko"
"sometimes i shit on my boss's car, he never suspects it me"
"if you burry a mcdonalds bag a flower will grow, do to the grease and sesame seeds"
"i think for my vacation this year im either going noodling or to london"
"are you american? no im from arkansas"
"george harrison is the guy from indiana jones right?"
"i'd rather have sex with a horse than be pregnant"
"i consider myself a true racist when sober"
"my life is like a flanel, mismatched and warm"
"if your dick was like a bee's stinger and you died after using it, who'd you use it on?"
"ever notice how a t-shirt looks like a t?"
"a biopsy is like an autopsy but when youre alive"
"i wish i was from africa so i wouldnt have to shower"
"do you think people in hungary eat constantly?"