church food

(Bryce and Ty pull into a church parking lot)
Ty: jesus, i hate this place
Bryce: dude, we're at a church
Ty: i know (as he stares at the building)
Bryce: are you getting out?
Ty: what? yeah
(they both approach the building as a short husky fellow starts to walk towards them)
Ty: ah shit
Bryce: what?
(the short husky fellow speaks)
Garrett: well if it isn't Ty Gerrard
Ty: hey Osceola, hows it goin' man
(Garret approaches Bryce)
Garrett: hello, im Garrett Holloway
Bryce: whats up im Bryce
Garrett: so what brings you back this way Ty
Ty: (ignoring Garrett looks at Bryce)
Ty: yo, lets get some food
Bryce: agreed
(Ty and Bryce walk away from Garrett as Ty flips him off)
Bryce: whos that dude?
Ty: some kid me and Matt used to beat up on
Ty: hes a youth pastor or some shit now, he sucks my dads turds out of his ass
Bryce: why'd you call him Osceola? (as they open the church doors)
Ty: i don't know, he was brown back in the day
Bryce: he looks Hispanic
Ty: whatever dude, the kid sucks
Bryce: yeah
Bryce: so wheres Buddy Roe? (as they stare upon an empty church kitchen)
Ty: DAMN IT!
Bryce: what dude?
Ty: i think my dads in Boca
Bryce: your fucking kidding me right?
Ty: fuck it, im making some food
Bryce: lets do this
(Bryce and Ty begin sorting through various refrigerators and cubbards)
Ty: find anything?
Bryce: i got nothing man
Bryce: you?
Ty: i got some left over meatloaf, some peanut butter, chocolate pudding, and some kool-aid
Bryce: (with a survere look on his face replys)
Bryce: wana burn one first?