credit due

i met this guy when i was about 16 or 17. i ended up driving him at warp speeds to the hospital after his knee fell off. out of appreciation, he bought me a "get up kids" cd. i loved it. he's been my best friend ever since. thanks and happy birthday pat.

vladimir guerrero

cheers to this guy and his parents

quotes i've been sitting on

"its butt fuckin' time" -marcus
"sometimes i wish i wasn't a wanker" -natalie
"banana nut muffin anyone?" -jessie
"how's that for a tight little tush" -eric
"only one came outta that braw, but that was perfect boys" -old man next to me at a bar
"underneath that shirt lies two beautiful babes" -andy
"yes virginia, there is a santa clause" -announcer at a bar
"cowboy bills is a church of perpetual hard ons" -bartender named "ZP" at a bar
"so you girls like pina colodas? -bart
"you wana go search for some stray cats sometime?" -amy

6 month pause

so for the two and half people that have tried to follow this page, im sorry. i don't have a computer and am always unmotivated to go to one of those "internet cafes". we all know what happens at those places. so im house sitting for some friends who have a computer. the dog will eat this fine piece of technology by the end of these five days. the old "the dog ate it" trick. hope you enjoy the next 120 hours.