almost artie

Artie Lange always said if he were going to commit suicide, he wouldn't be a "pussy" about it and take pills or shoot himself. so he followed through with that precisely. about a month ago or more poor ole' Artie stabbed himself 8 times in the chest. 5 of them were considered to be "deep blows". but he was not successful this time. get well soon buddy. the dirty jersey would just not be dirty enough without you.